Trump Hits Texas Ahead Of Midterms, Lifts Governor Greg Abbott From Wheelchair To Get Glimpse Of His “Crippled Ass” & Brings Megan Thee Stallion Onstage To See If Her Badonkadonk Tops Nicki Minaj’s POTUS goes glute crazy during Lone Star rally. Politics / Leave a Comment Trump Hits Texas Ahead Of Midterms, Lifts Governor Greg Abbott From Wheelchair To Get Glimpse Of His “Crippled Ass” & Brings Megan Thee Stallion Onstage To See If Her Badonkadonk Tops Nicki Minaj’s POTUS goes glute crazy during Lone Star rally. Read More »
Trump Offers $5,000 To Every American If All 12 Jurors Find Lindsay Clancy Guilty In Second Trial Unprecedented scheme to influence trial only the latest wild move by POTUS. Politics / Leave a Comment Trump Offers $5,000 To Every American If All 12 Jurors Find Lindsay Clancy Guilty In Second Trial Unprecedented scheme to influence trial only the latest wild move by POTUS. Read More »
USA & Israel Launch Explosive New Offensive In Iran, Clandestinely Sending Cyclospora-Infected Lettuce To Tehran Supermarkets We shit you not! Politics / Leave a Comment USA & Israel Launch Explosive New Offensive In Iran, Clandestinely Sending Cyclospora-Infected Lettuce To Tehran Supermarkets We shit you not! Read More »
Sources: POTUS to Challenge Israeli PM Netanyahu to MMA Fight at UFC Freedom 250 White House Event After Telling Bibi “You’re Fucking Crazy” for Sneaking US Military Takeover Clause Into NDAA The world will finally figure out who's really the top dog! Sports / Leave a Comment Sources: POTUS to Challenge Israeli PM Netanyahu to MMA Fight at UFC Freedom 250 White House Event After Telling Bibi “You’re Fucking Crazy” for Sneaking US Military Takeover Clause Into NDAA The world will finally figure out who's really the top dog! Read More »
Google Releases Bioengineered Mosquitoes to Fight Disease—RFK Jr. Immediately Wrangles Them Off Dr. Oz’s Porch in Epic Showdown Barehanded Bobby wrangles Silicon Valley’s ‘woke’ mosquitoes in Dr. Oz’s backyard. Science / 1 Comment Google Releases Bioengineered Mosquitoes to Fight Disease—RFK Jr. Immediately Wrangles Them Off Dr. Oz’s Porch in Epic Showdown Barehanded Bobby wrangles Silicon Valley’s ‘woke’ mosquitoes in Dr. Oz’s backyard. Read More »
President Trump Slowly Morphing Into Austin Powers’ Goldmember With Giant Gold Statue Of Himself, American Golden Dome Missile Shield, Trump Mobile Golden Phones, Gold Card Visa Program & Gold-Decorated White House Ballroom He loves gold! Politics / Leave a Comment President Trump Slowly Morphing Into Austin Powers’ Goldmember With Giant Gold Statue Of Himself, American Golden Dome Missile Shield, Trump Mobile Golden Phones, Gold Card Visa Program & Gold-Decorated White House Ballroom He loves gold! Read More »
UFC President Dana White Replaces Poster Of Yakuza Boss Fucking Girlfriend with Piece From Podesta Brother’s Toddler Torture Collection to Appease Dems After Backlash Over ‘Problematic’ Straight Art "If Democrats can hang this shit in their mansions without getting raided, it's good enough for my wall," says White. Sports / Leave a Comment UFC President Dana White Replaces Poster Of Yakuza Boss Fucking Girlfriend with Piece From Podesta Brother’s Toddler Torture Collection to Appease Dems After Backlash Over ‘Problematic’ Straight Art "If Democrats can hang this shit in their mansions without getting raided, it's good enough for my wall," says White. Read More »
After Refusing To Participate In Pizza Hut “BOOK IT!” Summer Reading Program, Dem Rep. Ilhan Omar Calls WWII “World War Eleven” Woke politician might actually be retarded. Politics / Leave a Comment After Refusing To Participate In Pizza Hut “BOOK IT!” Summer Reading Program, Dem Rep. Ilhan Omar Calls WWII “World War Eleven” Woke politician might actually be retarded. Read More »
Ultimate Wingman Donald Trump Appoints JP Morgan Executive To Top Advisor For FBI Director Kash Patel POTUS has Patel's back! Politics / 1 Comment Ultimate Wingman Donald Trump Appoints JP Morgan Executive To Top Advisor For FBI Director Kash Patel POTUS has Patel's back! Read More »
