In a masterclass of bro diplomacy that only Donald Trump could pull off, the ultimate wingman POTUS has appointed JP Morgan executive Lorna Hajdini—fresh off accusations that she was sleeping with an Indian coworker—to serve as top advisor to FBI Director Kash Patel.
Trump, an apparent matchmaking genius, figured that if the banker already had a proven track record with banging her Indian colleagues, she’d hit it off swimmingly with Patel and make the perfect cultural attaché at the bureau.
Washington insiders are calling it “Operation Curry Favor,” with the new advisor reportedly telling friends she’s ready to see if Patel’s privates “taste like curry,” a quest she failed on during her sexual escapades with her former JP Morgan lover.
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