In a shocking move that has left the combat sports world buzzing, UFC President Dana White announced today that he has removed his prized poster of a Yakuza boss railing his girlfriend and replaced it with a framed masterpiece from Tony Podesta’s infamous toddler torture collection.
Once proudly hanging in the home of former White House Chief of Staff John Podesta’s brother, the sickening artwork now resides in White’s UFC office.
See the disturbing image below:
Below is the photo White was shamed into taking down by leftists infuriated by the display of heterosexual intercourse.
Hear White describe how he obtained the Yakuza poster in the first place.
“Listen, that Yakuza piece was fire, but this new one’s got real emotion—those kids look like they’ve been through some shit,” White told reporters while puffing a cigar at the UFC Performance Institute.
Sources close to White say the swap happened after he scored the artwork in a private auction that Tony Podesta allegedly hosted from his basement during a “pizza party.”
The piece, described as a disturbing watercolor of restrained toddlers in a candlelit dungeon, now hangs prominently in White’s Las Vegas office, right above his desk where he signs fighter contracts.
“This is high art, people. If the elite can decorate their mansions with this stuff and fly around on Lolita Express jets without consequences, it’s good enough for my wall,” White declared, doubling down on the decision during a chaotic press scrum.