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USA & Israel Launch Explosive New Offensive In Iran, Clandestinely Sending Cyclospora-Infected Lettuce To Tehran Supermarkets

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July 24, 2026

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  • USA & Israel Launch Explosive New Offensive In Iran, Clandestinely Sending Cyclospora-Infected Lettuce To Tehran Supermarkets We shit you not!

    USA & Israel Launch Explosive New Offensive In Iran, Clandestinely Sending Cyclospora-Infected Lettuce To Tehran Supermarkets

    We shit you not!

  • Google Releases Bioengineered Mosquitoes to Fight Disease—RFK Jr. Immediately Wrangles Them Off Dr. Oz’s Porch in Epic Showdown Barehanded Bobby wrangles Silicon Valley’s ‘woke’ mosquitoes in Dr. Oz’s backyard.

    Google Releases Bioengineered Mosquitoes to Fight Disease—RFK Jr. Immediately Wrangles Them Off Dr. Oz’s Porch in Epic Showdown

    Barehanded Bobby wrangles Silicon Valley’s ‘woke’ mosquitoes in Dr. Oz’s backyard.

  • President Trump Slowly Morphing Into Austin Powers’ Goldmember With Giant Gold Statue Of Himself, American Golden Dome Missile Shield, Trump Mobile Golden Phones, Gold Card Visa Program & Gold-Decorated White House Ballroom He loves gold!

    President Trump Slowly Morphing Into Austin Powers’ Goldmember With Giant Gold Statue Of Himself, American Golden Dome Missile Shield, Trump Mobile Golden Phones, Gold Card Visa Program & Gold-Decorated White House Ballroom

    He loves gold!

  • UFC President Dana White Replaces Poster Of Yakuza Boss Fucking Girlfriend with Piece From Podesta Brother’s Toddler Torture Collection to Appease Dems After Backlash Over ‘Problematic’ Straight Art "If Democrats can hang this shit in their mansions without getting raided, it's good enough for my wall," says White.

    UFC President Dana White Replaces Poster Of Yakuza Boss Fucking Girlfriend with Piece From Podesta Brother’s Toddler Torture Collection to Appease Dems After Backlash Over ‘Problematic’ Straight Art

    “If Democrats can hang this shit in their mansions without getting raided, it’s good enough for my wall,” says White.

  • After Refusing To Participate In Pizza Hut “BOOK IT!” Summer Reading Program, Dem Rep. Ilhan Omar Calls WWII “World War Eleven” Woke politician might actually be retarded.

    After Refusing To Participate In Pizza Hut “BOOK IT!” Summer Reading Program, Dem Rep. Ilhan Omar Calls WWII “World War Eleven”

    Woke politician might actually be retarded.

  • Ultimate Wingman Donald Trump Appoints JP Morgan Executive To Top Advisor For FBI Director Kash Patel POTUS has Patel's back!

    Ultimate Wingman Donald Trump Appoints JP Morgan Executive To Top Advisor For FBI Director Kash Patel

    POTUS has Patel’s back!

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