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Sources: POTUS to Challenge Israeli PM Netanyahu to MMA Fight at UFC Freedom 250 White House Event After Telling Bibi “You’re Fucking Crazy” for Sneaking US Military Takeover Clause Into NDAA

The world will finally figure out who's really the top dog!

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Sources: POTUS to Challenge Israeli PM Netanyahu to MMA Fight at UFC Freedom 250 White House Event After Telling Bibi “You’re Fucking Crazy” for Sneaking US Military Takeover Clause Into NDAA

The world will finally figure out who's really the top dog!

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UFC President Dana White Replaces Poster Of Yakuza Boss Fucking Girlfriend with Piece From Podesta Brother’s Toddler Torture Collection to Appease Dems After Backlash Over ‘Problematic’ Straight Art

"If Democrats can hang this shit in their mansions without getting raided, it's good enough for my wall," says White.

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UFC President Dana White Replaces Poster Of Yakuza Boss Fucking Girlfriend with Piece From Podesta Brother’s Toddler Torture Collection to Appease Dems After Backlash Over ‘Problematic’ Straight Art

"If Democrats can hang this shit in their mansions without getting raided, it's good enough for my wall," says White.

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  • Sources: POTUS to Challenge Israeli PM Netanyahu to MMA Fight at UFC Freedom 250 White House Event After Telling Bibi “You’re Fucking Crazy” for Sneaking US Military Takeover Clause Into NDAA
  • Google Releases Bioengineered Mosquitoes to Fight Disease—RFK Jr. Immediately Wrangles Them Off Dr. Oz’s Porch in Epic Showdown
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